Early Years Practitioner - Heckmondwike, United Kingdom - Hamond House Day Nursery

Hamond House Day Nursery

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Heckmondwike, United Kingdom

3 weeks ago

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Tom O´Connor

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Description

We are looking for someone to join our amazing team here at Hamond House, the position is for full time (30 Hours) Early Years Practitioner with a Level 3 OR Early Years Assistant with a Level 2 qualification within childcare.

We are looking for someone who have the following aspects;

You must have a warm smiling face that makes every child feel special.
You must be able to laugh at jokes you don't understand, or you don't find funny
You will preferably have a little bit of quirkiness. If a child requests that you be a captain of a pirate ship, you will be the best pirate captain you can be
You must feel comfortable telling everybody in the same room as you, that you are going to the toilet
The ability to sing in tune is not necessary, however the ability to sing out of tune in front of a crowd is essential.
You must be able to distribute warm hugs as required.
Possessing the skills required to rapidly count the heads of numerous moving small people is of the utmost importance.
Must be comfortable entering public places on the way home from work, with unknown substances on your clothing.
You must have a high level of comfort around talking about bodily functions. You must have a strong sense of smell to enable you to respond to said bodily functions.
Pretending to eat play dough creations realistically is required, and that of drinking numerous cups of pretend tea.
You must have the ability to read a ten page fairy tale, upside down, with at least 4 interruptions per page.
You must be prepared to have lots of fun in the workplace. Laughter is something you can expect to engage in for a large part of your working day.
Finally, you must be prepared to feel loved, special and important to many young children and their families. There is simply no other job quite like this one.